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02:15pm 17/11/2004
  I BROKE UP WITH MY GIRL FRIEND CAROLYN BECAUSE I FOUND OUT HER DADS NAME IS BOB.
BITCH HAS GOT TO BE TRIPPIN. NIGGUH PLEASE.
 
     

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Fuck Bob   
10:44pm 14/11/2004
  Today I was in Rockledge for the first time in a while. I saw Bob. He's still sucking cock for marijuana cigarettes. What a fucking fag. Seriously. Anyways, I walked right up to him and started pissing on him. He got off that dick faster than you can say queer and tried to hit me. I laid him out cold. What a fag.  
     

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12:31pm 03/04/2003
  I just woke up! I missed 11 oclock eastern time. Wahh im gonna go cry wah wah wah like emo baby fuck fuck ass bitch faggy fag BOB
check it out I need a new hoe! If anyone of you were wondering, I still love the ladies!
If you are a fine assed lady feel free to look me up. I'm in the phone book or look me up in the dictionary, there should be a picture of me under the words: FINE ASS BITCH or PIMP MAC DADDY WITH CHEESE. So all you ladies come over and make out already!
I have a mohawk I know the ladies love that. I think i might go to bob's high school today. It's a lovely brick building called rockledge high school.
It is near the river. I am going to scope for chicks and go squirell hunting.I can just imagine Bob getting all squirelly on my ass. LMFAO! Bob puts squirells in his ass.
Remember when Tom said that Bob was like Ralph Wiggum? That was funny but it would have been funnier if he said Bob was like Lil Orphan Annie. I watched that at that kid Adam's house the other night. (I wrote about him a few months ago, he's the one with the ultra cool satellite dish and the bitchy grandma and no parents.)
Adam's grandma approved of that program so she didn't kick me out right away. I think she's got a thing for Daddy Warbucks.
I gotta go get pimped up like Rico Suave cuz high school gets out in a couple hours. I hear those Rockledge High School girls are real sluts. Not fake sluts like we have over this way.
I hate when chicks "walk the walk" but don't "talk the talk" (that means they dress like hookers but wont even let me touch their asses) What a tease.
 
     

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11:36pm 02/04/2003
  11 eastern time tommorow morning
Were back in black
 
     

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I am like Ozzie cuz I can say Fuck Shit   
07:21pm 07/12/2002
  I am iron man!
So I got my computer working no thanks to you Thomas
Tom made us some icons with pictures of us.
Comment telling me I am hotter than Tom. LMFAO. (that means laughing my fucking ass off)
I have a new girlfriend this week. She is called Sheila. I think she is in 10th grade in high school. I met her at the Clit-45 show.
Bob you are such a fuckwad. Stop blocking us, you are not god.
 
     

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04:13pm 10/11/2002
  I just got home from Adam's house.
I hate that kid but he gets 500 + channels cuz he has an ultra cool satellite dish.
We watched this movie called Crazy in Alabama where this blonde lady kills her husband and somehow convinces the jury to aquit her of murder charges.
Someone should marry Bob...
There was this really cool program on the medical channel where they were going to cut apart these siamese twins but Adam's stupid grandma came in and changed the channel to her "soaps". I swear that women watches more tv than anyone I ever met in my life.
I started yelling at her to turn it back and she got really pissed and said it was time for me to go home.
I left Adam's but I didn't go home. Fuck you Adam's grandma, you can't make me go home.
I wonder why Adam doesn't get parents like a regular person. He should ditch the old lady & get adopted by real parents who aren't old and soap addicted freaks.
But Adam sucks. Hey Adam if you are reading this: I'm coming over tommorow at 3 cuz there's a show on Noggen that I want to see.
Anyway I wanted to go over to see if Debbie was home yet. She's John's girlfriend and she's a real slut but she always has rice krispie treats at her house.
 
     

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03:31am 10/11/2002
  today we went to the mall.
i played keep away with bob & his new tennis shoes.
i think bob cried.
some old dude yelled at his squirelly ass.
we went to stephanie's, she wasn't home but luckily we know where she keeps her spare key.
i tried on some of steph's clothes for amusement purposes while Manuelo made some sandwiches and ice cream and twinkie sundaes for us.
after that we borrowed some of stephanie's brothers dress pants & went swimming. then we changed back into our clothes and were getting ready to leave before steph got home and caught us.
i had a great idea on the way out the door, i called this 1-900 number and hid their cordless phone under their couch.
 
     

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08:19pm 04/10/2002
 
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you evil black sock, you! you're inner-sock can be very mean sometimes. that's not nice.
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08:07pm 04/10/2002
  BRODY is so GOD DAMNED ugly. she looks like a fuck in their new video.  
     

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12:14am 16/09/2002
  i went pee in bob's pool tonight.
what a hot jacuzzi!
 
     

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02:25pm 10/08/2002
  i saw him. that butt fucking son of a bitch bob.
he was in the fairvilla adult store parking lot trying to get in.
they wouldn't let him in though cuz 1) he's emo & 2) heis in the 8th grade.
bob is a fucking pervert.
 
     

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01:10am 28/07/2002
  Fuck You.  
     

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Yippie Kai yay motherfucker.   
11:43pm 24/06/2002
  Tonight I was in Walmart and I saw some squirrel feed. It reminded me of Bob. I haven't talked to my good buddy Bob in quite a while...It sucks that I haven't been able to talk to him, for some reason I'm blocked from his Journal. I guess that next time I see him, I'll just have to stab him in the right eye with a pair of plastic scissors. The End.  
     

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01:38am 10/06/2002
  Tonight I was driving around in my golf cart, and I accidently ran over a kitten. Being a lover of kittens, I jumped out and tried to give it mouth to mouth recusitation. Sadly, it didn't survive...and I have been crying like a little girl all night. Nights like this make me want to listen to vanilla ice, because i know that no matter how low my life gets, i'll never be that bad. that poor kitty!  
     

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Crazy Motherfucking Shit!!!   
12:44am 09/06/2002
 
mood: nauseated
So yeah, I made a trip to Rockledge to see how my old queer friend Bob was doing. I got kind of lost in an alley of some shitty part of rockledge (actually its all shitty) but lo and behold, i saw bob giving head to some big black guy for crack. that bob is one crazy, cracked out, squirrelly, weasel-like motherfucker! PS. emo is just one of a few stages in the transition toward being a homosexual.
 
     

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01:09pm 04/06/2002
 
mood: creative
it's me raph.
today i tried to collect dead bugs & dog shit in this wal-mart bag so i could go throw it on bob or someone.
that wasn't working out for me though so i ended up going downtown to hang out with the drunk skinheads.
they gave me all their empty liquor bottles. i put those in my wal-mart bag. i'm bound to start brainstorming as to what uses these bottles serve.
 
     

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05:07pm 03/06/2002
 
mood: accomplished
today on the way to our secret mission @ Fed Ex, we stopped at burger king to chow down on some MEAT.
after i got my order and sat down, i saw bob stuffing his face with a bacon cheeseburger while wearing a shirt that said 'vegan inside' on the fron in bold letters.
bob is such a fake. wait until he sees what we have in store for him.
 
     

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Bob-O-Rama   
05:20pm 31/05/2002
  today i was grocery shopping at the market & low & behold--i see bob. he is in the 'feminine product' aisle buying a douche or something. i decided to throw down the produce i was examining and throw down with bob instead. i busted up his nose so bad he had to stick tampons up his nostrils to stop the bleeding.  
     

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01:55pm 27/04/2002
  did u ever want to kick someone in the balls so hard that they cant pee for a week?  
     

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05:02pm 26/04/2002
 
this is my new journal. fuck you guys.
 
     

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